Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have split

seriouslyomg.com reports:

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have announced on their Twitter accounts that they have ended their five year relationship.

Jim Carrey: “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>”

Jenny McCarthy: “Im so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.”

I guess she couldn’t handle be a grandmother at 37? Seriously I am bummed that these two didn’t last because they seemed like they were so happy together and so in love. It seems when couples are so insistent that they are never going to get married like these two were, they wind up breaking up.

Granted the two of them are huge pranksters and they could be pranking us because you never know with them, but I think these Tweets are for real.

Oh well I guess that means that G(randfather)ILF is single and I might have a chance with him! I actually think he is so awwwdorable! [more]

Is Sandra Bullock A Nazi ??

thesuperficial.com reports:

Sandra Bullock is apparently hesitant to pull the trigger on a divorce out of fear that Jesse James will reveal intimate details of their marriage, according to RadarOnline:

"Sandra is one of the most private actresses in Hollywood," the source said. "And the last thing she wants is Jesse out there talking about her and talking about her marriage.
"She's been worried that if she drops divorce papers on him now he'll want revenge and will try to harm her reputation.
"His behavior is so erratic that she doesn't want to send him over the edge."
Jesse's fascination with Nazi memorabilia and his lifestyle in general has always seemed at odds with Sandra's image as Miss Congeniality. The situation has left many people wondering what Sandra and Jesse have in common and Sandra has preferred to keep the details of their marriage private.

So they're both Nazis. Got it. On top of that, turns out Jesse James is an amateur porn enthusiasts and has made over 12 sex tapes with his mistresses:

The tapes Jesse made with other women are shocking. "Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia," an insider tells RadarOnline.com. "It's all really quite disturbing."
A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to RadarOnline.com on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. "What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute," the insider said. "It looked like the woman's hands were bound.

At this point, I think it's safe to assume there's a video out there of Jesse James as Adolf Hitler banging Sandra Bullock's Eva Braun. Definitely not the feces-smearing one being fabled on the Internet as we speak, but something a little more classy because Jesse's wearing a monocle and drinking tea with his pinky up. [More]

Michael Jackson -- The Eyes Have It

tmz.com reports: Michael Jackson's eyes could be powerful evidence in favor of Dr. Conrad Murray.

TMZ broke the story ... Dr. Murray's lawyers will argue Jackson accidentally killed himself by self-injecting a lethal dose of Propofol into his bloodstream. As we reported, Dr. Murray says he left the bedroom for a short time, came back in and saw Michael with his eyes wide open and pupils dilated.

Medical experts who spoke with TMZ say ... if a patient is sleeping and dies of an overdose, their eyes most likely would not be open. The defense position -- Jackson woke up when Murray was out of the room, became frustrated he couldn't sleep, grabbed the Propofol bottle and "pushed it" -- killing himself.

If a jury believes Jackson's eyes were open, they could also believe Jackson was awake and, perhaps, capable of grabbing the Propofol bottle which was on the nightstand. [More]

The Donald Recants His Support Of Jesse James!

perezhilton.com reports the following:

If he won't stand behind him, then no one is going to!!

Donald Trump, who was Jesse James' boss on The Celebrity Apprentice, initially gave his support to the adulterer once news of his sex scandal broke.

However, now that The Donald has heard the extent of James' behavior, his tune has changed!

He says:

"I don’t think he’s a changed man or will be a changed man. I found out how many things he did. I don’t think he can get Sandra back. I would imagine that Sandra has had it with everything that’s happened. He’s actually a nice guy. He's a tough guy, but he’s a nice guy. I really liked him a lot. He’s actually very shrewd and very sharp. I can't imagine Sandra can really give him a second chance. Too much went down."

You hear that, douche??

Even Donald Trump thinks you blew it!

You're FUCKED.

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